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If anybody is following me from the recent yandere fics I posted:

Currently working on a Yandere!Leon x GN!Reader fic

Also a Yandere Emmet fic

But uhhhh work do be slamming me in the back with the Dragula so it’ll come out when it comes out

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One of the paradoxes of the modern internet is that I genuinely understand sites need to get revenue somewhere, and while I don’t love ads I’m actually okay seeing relatively unintrusive ads on a free site, hearing words from sponsors, etc.
But the modern internet is so full of modal popups and video ads on autoplay and trackers that using it without an adblocker is basically impossible, so everything gets blocked.

pretentioussongtitle:

nitewrighter:
I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting.
I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…
I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.

nylarac:

boltlightning:
look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.

wondersmith-and-sons:

jackaxed:
wondersmith-and-sons:
if you can’t handle richard siken at his “i also want to get bruce wayne pregnant” you don’t deserve him at his “everyone longs for a father figure. even those with fathers. even fathers. that’s why we invented god.”
excuse me op but when did he say that first thing
what, you think i’d just lie about this?